Sunday, January 5, 2014

paranoia

My toddler likes to run around naked.
She was talking about poop all day, asking if she'd pooped in her pull-up (when she was naked).
I didn't think anything of it at the time.
But now, hours later,
I am sitting in the living room. 
I smell poop.
I have looked everywhere.
I can't find it.
Did she poop in the living room?
Or is my mind playing tricks on me?

2 comments:

  1. It's the PPS! (Phantom Poop Syndrome)
    I read about it somewhere on BlogHer.

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  2. I smell phantom pee all the time and it drives me nuts!

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