Last night I have a very vivid and realistic dream that dh's penis was 2 feet long.
This morning I dreamed that a guy from work was smoking weed in my bathroom. Dh and I were sitting on the floor with him, but instead of smoking I was going on a very long rant about what an ass our dept chair is, and dh kept asking where he got the weed from.
so much better than insomnia.
Hilarious! I have spent some time in real life hanging out on bathroom floor in a similar scenario... was this also where your dream inspiration came from? And I am wondering what your dream reaction was to a 2' penis. :)
ReplyDeleteThe 2' penis... well I was trying to think of what to do with it that wouldn't hurt the "baby"!!! (I won't get graphic here though) ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd the bathroom scenario definitely has some long-ago real-life roots. Ah, those were good times.
Funny!! I'm going to leave the "so what happened?" questions alone. Frankly 2' scares me.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!! I love weird dreams....def better than insomnia. "To sleep perchance to dream"
ReplyDeleteUm, two feet is freakin scary! Thank God it was just a dream! I had crazy vivid dreams when I was pregnant - I wonder if that's a symptom...
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